girl, are you from tennessee?
cuz youre the only ten i see….
on the pH SCALE YOU A BASIC BITCH
a new sex position called the ‘9’
its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life
Dear queer couple I spotted in public:
I’m not staring because I’m hating.
I’m staring because you are a beautiful sight amongst the sea of heteronormativity.
Your friend in queerness.
WHY DONT WE HAVE SECRET HAND SIGNALS???